Yesterday, Maxim magazine released it’s list of the hottest 100 women in the world, in which they named Lindsay Lohan the baddest chick on the planet (get the fux outta here). Personally, I don’t fux with Maxim but you will find every issue of King randomly around my crib. I’m just not big on skinny white women with titto bitties. As Bol stated yesterday, Maxim’s list might actually be racist because only 6 black women made their 100 list. Hey, I’m not mad at Maxim, their Hot 100 has inspired my own list and my list is prolly a little racist itself. Here’s WritersBlockMedia Dot Net’s Hot 10. (Also note that these women are my personal favorites. You might not see some women that are way hotter than these 10 but this is my list cot damnit).

10) Free

Free was the sole reason I tuned into 106 & Park everyday for 5 years, and ever since she left the show my life hasn’t been the same. Free’s out in LA doing radio or something but I desperately need this Boston bombshell back in my life. You’ll also notice that R.E. is all into older women. I think Free is damn near 40 but she’s still finer than all outdoors in my book.

9) Coco

I’ve said it before but Ice-T has the baddest white chick on the planet. Coco is my list’s token white girl and if she wasn’t married to Ice-T I’d prolly put her a lot higher. But since part of my rankings are influenced by how much I’d like to smash these celebrities, I refuse to lust over Ice’s wife (well, not lust too much).

8 ) Beyonce

Even though a lot of ya’ll think I’m a Beyonce hater just because I said her last album sucked, I love this chick. But since she’s with Jay-Z that kinda makes her less appealing. She’s still fine but she’d be a lot hotter if she dropped Jay-Z’s old “30 is the new 20″ azz.

7) Mya

I’m really glad Mya’s back, she has some of the sexiest legs in the business. I’ve always had a fantasy about smashing Mya with a Tarheel jersey on. That’ll prolly never ever happen but when I think of Mya, I will forever think of giving her the best of me.

6) Lauren London

If you don’t know I love New-New, then you’re not a faithful reader of The Block. The whole girl next door vibe and that dimple have me hooked.

5) Christina Milian

Christina’s choice in beaus (c’mon, Nick Cannon and Dre) have given me false hope that I have a chance to hit that. Christina’s one of those petite chicks that I’d love to toss around a room. And I honestly think she has the prettiest face out of the 10 but her small body parts keep her down a little.

4) Meagan Good

Look at those lips and look at those, um…eyes. You gotta love this good girl. Meagan and Christina always get interchanged on my list but I gotta go with Meagan most of the time because her, um…lips are bigger.

3) Nia Long

My favorite weed carrier line of all time is “Nia Long/In a cherry thong/Wit’ the lights on.” That pretty much sums up how I feel about the girl. So sexy, so seductive…Nia just don’t know. She stole my heart in Love Jones and ever since then I’ve been reciting poetry waiting on my chance to be her “brother of the night.”

2) Sanna Lathan

Sanna is pure beauty. She’s not one of those glam and glit gals. Nah, she prolly wakes up in the morning with that radiant glow. From Love & Basketball to a recurring role on my favorite TV show, Nip/Tuck, Sanaa is my definition of brown sugar.

1) Halle Berry

Halle needs to explanation. She maybe slightly crazy (word to Eric Benet) but she’s the best that ever did it.