I woke up this morning and found the Fabolous “Make Me Better” (Remix) featuring Raekwon, all over the internet. Hearing Raekwon throw darts at the females instantly took me back to ’95 (you know, when rap music was actually good). Raekwon’s Only Built 4 Cuban Linx… is one of the best rap albums ever and anyone that knows anything about hip-hop can attest (the rest of you fuxers…choke on a chicken bone).

My favorite song from that classic Raekwon album (and one of my favorite rap songs ever) is “Ice Cream.” “Ice Cream” is a song were Raekwon along with Wu Tang members Ghostface, Cappadonna and one of my all-time favorite MCs, the Method Man, liken dippin’ wet soft serve to the wetness of the opposite sex. You guys should know me. I’m a cake azz nucca and what goes best with cake? That’s right, ICE CREAM!!!

This song has been embedded in my swag with the ladies since I can remember and it’s prolly part of the reason chicks never know what the fux I’m talking about but find themselves flattered nonetheless. And after seeing this video, I think I want some ice cream (no really). I’ve always had a thing for caramel sundaes and butter pecan and I doubt that will ever change. And with the temperature already hitting 100 degrees in the shade, I think I’ll be hitting up Dairy Queen sometime in the near future. I worked at Dairy Queen back in high school and their blizzards are the shit. If any ladies would like to join me…hit me up. I keep whipped cream and hot chocolate handy.

“Ice cold b*tches meltdown when in the clutch. They want their t****s sucked. Ice cream.”