The Ozone Awards will air on MTV Jams in approximately an hour and a half. Unfortunately, I won’t be watching tonight because I don’t have MTV fuxing Jams, nor does anyone that I know for that matter. Well, I take that back. I do know one chick that said I could come over to her crib and watch it but when I talked to her yesterday the damn girl told me she was sick, which probably means she didn’t want my fuxing azz coming over to her crib to watch the awards in the first place. Matter of fact, I should call her right now, and if she’s halfway alive, I’ll head over to her spot, bring her some soup or something, pretend that I really came over there to see how she is, but you know, now that I’m here I might as well watch the awards show.

The awards show does air all weekend on Jams, so I could wait until she feels better but I’m a heartless bastard that wants his cake everyday (word to Flo Rida), so I’d rather watch it tonight. It’s not like I didn’t see it live, but you know once MTV producers get to cutting and chopping, they’re gonna have the Ozone Awards looking like the VMAs. Anyways, I’ll figure this shit out.

And shouts out to Miss Info, who peeped my R.E. Hands Out His Own Awards drop over at HHNLive.com and linked it too her site about two weeks ago (I’m just now seeing it like 10 minutes ago but I see you Miss Info).

I don’t really have any logic in this Flashback Friday video, I just wanted to hear the song. Shouts out to all my peeps from the Chi.

Bonus Flashback Friday Vid: The Dove Shack - Summertime In The LBC (Summer is almost over and what a summer it’s been).

Shouts out to my homie Sam King. My dude’s birthday is today and the best part about having my own website is I can shout out whoever I want, when I want and everyone else can kick rocks about what I post.

Anyways, I’m proud of my young gunner. I’ve watched the dude start from making beats in his room to making beats for local raps to dropping mixtapes with national artists. King is someone to watch on the mixtape scene and you’re hearing that from his Big Brother and Co-D in the music industry shit.

King was supposed to have a Back to School College Jam go down today in the Metro (Columbia, SC for those not in the know) but the SC powers that be shut it down, so Sam King will be celebrating his b-day tonight at Club Levels in the Met.

Once again, Happy Birthday to my young homie.

And be on the lookout for these forthcoming Sam King mixtapes:

Sam King & J-Kwon: The Comeback Kid

Sam King Entertainment & WritersBlockMedia Dot Net Present: Respect and Honor

“B!tch, I be hustlin’!” Sam King

I would wait for a youtube link to post this directly on the site but fux that.

Trey Songz - Can’t Help But Wait (Video)

Cot damnit. I wrote a drop for HHNLive.com yesterday about how Curtis stays winning, partially because Kanye’s album leaked and Curtis’ didn’t. But Fiddy’s album leaked yesterday too, so that pretty much makes my post null and void. (Oh well…fux it).

I haven’t found a legit link for Curtis yet so I have no idea what the album sounds like, so if any of my readers have a link to share wit’ your boy, hit me.

The homie Billy Sunday over at xxlmag.com has the album and you can check his views out down bottom:

Billy Sunday: Fifty Cent Is The Barry Bonds of The Rap Shit…

Update: I found a link.

I fuxs wit’ Chris Breezy but I couldn’t fux wit’ that “Wall To Wall” joint. This “Kiss Kiss” track is a little better but if this dude is 18, so am I.

The fact that I’m listening to Kanye’s Graduation on my laptop right now is just one of the reasons Curtis stays winning.

Other Side of the Block: Curtis Stays Winning

So last night was my first visit to an ATL strip club. Yeah, I know I’ve been in the A for about 7 months now but I really didn’t see what the big fuss about strip clubs in Atlanta was about until last night. You gotta understand, I’m from South Carolina, so the strippers in SC are pretty much busted and I refused to tip those hoes promiscuous girls anything more than quarters.

But last night’s visit to Onyx Gentleman’s Club was prolly the greatest strip club experience of my life. No, I didn’t score with none of those chicks, nor did I even tip them but the amount of iCandy walking around the club could have driven a sane man crazy. I swear there had to be at least 75 strippers in the building and I only spotted 2 that had no business taking off their clothes (that’s a 97% quality stripper ratio if you’re scoring at home), which compared to where I’m from is unheard of.

Granted, last night was supposed to feature Curtis “Interscope” Jackson (but I don’t think he ever came), so the number of fine strippers in the building on a random Wednesday night was prolly skewed, but still, I wasn’t complaining. I saw this one stripper climb the pole and do some shit on the ceiling that I didn’t think was humanly possible.

The fact that I’m broke as shit did play into the factor of me not tipping. By the time of tipped the chick at the door and purchased the two drink minimum, my pockets were on “E,” so I sat my azz in the broke nucca section. Actually, I don’t think a lot of nuccas were tipping. It’s kinda embarrassing to stand next to Polow Da Don with $20 in ones, when that nucca has 5 stacks in his hands ($5000 for you slow nuccas)…um, yeah, I’m just gonna tuck mine in (word to Red).

Anyways, after last night I think I’m ready to get my strip club game up. Magic City on Mondays, Strokers on Wednesday, Pin Ups on…damn, I’m not sure what night nuccas go to Pin Ups but I’ll find out.

T-Pain was right, these strippers make a nucca wanna fall in love round here. Cot damn!

I wanna stick it, wanna kiss it, if I could I’d put my whole damn head in it, cause I’m n luv wit a stripper” R. Kelly