Shouts out to the iNTERNET CELEBRITiES, the big homie Billy Sunday and Rafi (from Oh Word Dot Com). These dudes always go the extra mile in this blog game and I can only hope to reach iNternet Celebrity status like these two when my blog grows up. I think I’m well on my way because I’m a big cereal eater my damn self. Breakfast, lunch, dinner or midnight snack, there’s a possibility that cereal is going down! Cook? Fux that. Give me a bowl of Frosted Flakes, nucca! Cereal is the breakfast of bloggers. Matter of fact, I think I’m about to have a bowl right now.
I haven’t done a list in a minute so peep:
R.E.’s Top 5 Favorite Cereals of All-Time
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I used to really like Rice Krispies Treats but the shit always got super soggy real quick. So I have to eat it real fast and afterwards I can feel soggy cereal sitting in my stomach. And that wasn’t good. But still, this shit was that crack for a hot minute.
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Ya’ll prolly don’t know shit about that organic Honey Nut O’s. I fuxs with organic food from time to time because the shit is that much better for you but it costs so damn much that sometimes I say the hell with that and just eat the cheaper crappier food that’s destined to kill me before my time. Organic Honey Nut O’s is actually the only organic cereal that I’ve ever had that doesn’t taste like shit and that’s prolly why everytime I tried to buy it in the stores, it’s sold out.
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I like Cap’N Crunch but it has to be the Crunch Berries. The regular Cap’n Crunch is cool but it’s that fire when it’s loaded with those artificially favored/dye saturated crunch berries.
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I’ve been on Frosted Flakes hard lately. I think it has more to do with me getting older. Sometimes I don’t feel right about buying cereal with the Cap’n Crunch or those punk azz Rice Krispy elves mascots, but Tony the Tiger is that nucca. And Frosted Flakes aren’t all colorful and shit, so they seem more grown man.
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But still, Apple Jacks is my all-time favorite cereal. There’s nothing like a bowl of apple cinnamon flavored oat, wheat and corn flour, mixed with high fructose corn syrup. I gots to have it.