Alexyss K. Tylor doesn’t play games with “Laffy Taffy hoes.” And just for the record, I wanna fux the Vagina Power Lady.

Shouts out to JB for the link.

Anyone ever wonder why rappers mean mug so hard. I mean, not all rappers, but some of them nuccas keep a face like they just smelt something bad. Lighten up dude, like what ya’ll so mad about. You can’t be mad all the time. Nuccas be up in some p*ssy, just muggin’. In the mall, the grocery store, church, just muggin’.

So my dude Playboy Tre, the same rapper that brought you the hilarious “Locked Up” skit is back. But this time he’s calling out you rappers that stay muuuuuuuggin’! This dude is funny.

The 4th Annual Southern Entertainment Awards went down this past weekend in Tunica, MS. I didn’t make it out there because I was celebrating my birthday again, but Ozone brought home the Urban Magazine of the Year Award (WE THE BEST!!!). I didn’t really hear much else about the SEAs, besides the TMI Boyz kicking Kia Shine’s azz, so I don’t think I missed anything. But you can see for yourself here.

Some of my other peeps took home awards so let me shout them out real quick.

DJ Chuck T

Chuck T won two awards, Best Host On a Mixtape and Mixtape DJ of the Year.

DJ B-Lord

B-Lord won Club DJ of the Year.

And my Ozone homegirl Ms. Rivercity won Industry Executive of the Year (even though I’m not exactly sure what she’s the executive of, I’m just saying).

For a complete list of the 2008 SEA Awards winners, I would tell you to go to their website but for some reason they don’t have the winners up yet, so just go here.

Congratualations to all the winners, and remember…WE THE BEST!

I was over in the rumors section on HHNLive.com and the Mad Writer posted Rihanna’s Got Milk? ad and since I haven’t dropped a “So Sexy” post in a minute and with this being the sexiest Got Milk? ad I’ve ever seen, I just had to post it for Eye Candy purposes only. (Sickamore’s gonna love this one).

I’ve haven’t dropped a Lauren London post in awhile and that’s because I’m just about over the chick. I’ve been scouting hot celebrity women to compile a Top 10 Women I Should Love Next list, and I’m just about ready to debut it. I would put Rihanna on that list, but my list has women that aren’t as coveted, just so a bunch of nuccas won’t be checking for my celebrity crush and I can obsess over my would be crush all by myself.

But back to Rihanna. The girl can definitely get it any day of the week and twice on Sunday, even with a milk mustache. Lawd have mercy.

Not to swagger jack eskay or anything, but I spotted this video on Nah Right and with all the bs rap I’ve been hearing lately, I just wanted to post a video of something refreshing to my ears. I slept on Blu and Exile’s album and I really didn’t even think about hearing it until it listed as the 10th best album of 2007 by the Rap Up. I have the album now, so I think I’m gonna check it out soon (although this track isn’t on there). I like this video. He’s talking about the same things me and my dude Maurice just finished having a conversation about. Yeah, just another day in the office over here.

See, this is what the fux is wrong with hip-hop. There are too many jiggaboo song-and-dance rappers fuxin’ up the game. Now, I got this song and video in my inbox this morning from this new artist named YV, who’s song “I Gotta Dollar” is starting to pick up in the A (or so they say). From what I’ve been told, he’s Polow Da Don and Jazze Pha’s artist (I think), and TJ Chapman gives it 2 thumbs up, so they’re gonna push this bullshit down our throats (oh boy! (c) Jazze Pha). But am I the only one that has a problem that this song samples Buckwheat?!?!?!

Not to mention the fact that YV is azz on the mic (I’m just sayin’). But to each his own.

Dance, nigga, dance. Dance for ya dollar, dance for ya dollar, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I basically took the day off from blogging on The Block to kick it for my bday but my born day came and went, so I’m back to bring you all the best complete randomness on the net. And this Frosted Flakes chain that this “random rapper” wore at the SEA Awards is a prime example of the ignorant shit rappers do. For all aspiring artists, this is what not to do with your advance money.

Yessir, my born day is finally here. I’m sure since I’ve been throwing hella parties before today none of you really knew when the hell my birthday was. But it’s day. I’ve been going hard in the paint, so today I’m gonna take it kinda lite. I already got the best birthday present I could ask for (get your mindz outta the gutter), so what more can I say.

Shouts out to everyone else celebrating their birthdays today too. My girl Shawn McBeth a.ka. Babygirl, my homegirl from high school Becky, my dude Big Z and my birthday brother from another Reggie Price. Oh yeah, and Oprah. Yeah, it’s Oprah’s bday today too (how random is it to share a birthday with Oprah. You’d think by now she would have bought me a car or something…but no).

Anyways, I appreciate all the love and birthday wishes I’ve received (whether it was today or two weeks ago, thank all of you). And most importantly, shouts out to my mother who carried me into this crazy world and my pops for not leaving her hanging in the process.

All praises is due to Allah. Another year is in the books and it was a good one. Watch what I do next. I’m after the cake everyday.

I’m hella late on this but my dude Maurice was showing me this stuff online a couple weeks ago and I got an email about it in the inbox today, so I thought what the hell, might as well post something about it. Microsoft or somebody has this new computer Surface joint, which basically sits like a coffee tab and you use your hands to navigate things on the surface (imagine what watching porn on this thing’s gonna be like). But yeah, as the title says, technology scares the shit outta me. Yeah, all of this new shit is cool but I watch a lot of sci-fi movies and all this shit is starting to look like Minority Report or I, Robot, and ya’ll know how fuxed the fux up the future is in those movies.

Not to mention, I was watching CNN the other night and they were talking about muthafuxas are trying to hide UFO siting (WTF!?!?!). What’s really going on? So, I don’t know how I feel about all this. Sometimes I just wanna stay at home, with no cellphone, no digital cable, no laptop computer. Just me and an old school Nintendo playing Super Mario brothers.

Big shouts out to all my ATL and SC peeps that came through to my houseparty (my house is still in one piece, so the party was a success). But more importantly Obama took SC in the democratic race. I didn’t get a chance to vote because I was in Atlanta and I’m still registered in SC (I think), and I didn’t take the time to get an absentee ballot or anything. But luckily he pulled it off anyways. The rest of you nuccas that didn’t vote for Obama just because he’s black…kill yo self. (Read story here).

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