So I was introduced to this new line of latex condoms this week called Stay Strapped. Apparently, J. Prince over at Rap-A-Lot has ventured off into the condom business, which seems a lot smarter than the drug business (or rap business for that matter). Anyways, I think Stay Strapped is sponsoring an Ozone event or something because we got a bunch of boxes of condoms and hell yeah, I took a shitload of them joints home with me. A lot of people be like they only use Magnums or Trojans or whatever, but fux that, when the heat is on I’ll damn near put anything on my d**k and keep it moving (I mean, so far, so good). One day I couldn’t find a condom and I used some Saran Wrap…yeah…um…but…moving right along.

In undergrad I used to get my jimmies from the clinic because them shits were free there. Hell, condoms are expensive. Nowadays, they’re like $1 apiece (if not more). That’s $1 per nut (unless you an old nasty reusing condom muthafuxa). Let’s say you like to get it in twice…if not three rounds, that’s $2-$3 every time you put shawty to bed or make her hit that falsetto. Man, I’ll put those freebies to use and save me some extra dough.

I haven’t tried the Stay Strapped joints out yet but I’m kinda looking forward to it. The only thing is they kinda smell like corn chips, so I’m not really sure about that. So, if they don’t work out, I’m just gonna keep them around, so if muthafuxas need to borrow a condom, I’ll hand that shit out (no homo just in case).

On another note, you really should use a condom every single time. STDS, HIV, pregnancy, ya’ll know about all that shit, I don’t gotta tell ya. But stay strapped.