January 25th, 2008

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So my homie Eric is addicted to Craigslist, the dude spends all day just surfing through ads for no good damn reason. If you’re not familiar with Craigslist, it’s a network of online communities with different classified ads from across the world. Anything you’re looking for you can find it on Craigslist. You need a new car, it’s on Craigslist. Need that new Macbook, it’s on Craigslist. Need some sex, it’s on Craigslist. Need FREE sex, hell, that’s on Craigslist too!

Anyways, E was browsing through the site the other day and he ran across this dude that has a couch for sale, but it’s not just any couch, it’s a p*ssy couch. Yeah, some kid with too much time on his hands made a couch in the shape of some “wet wet.”

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I mean, I love getting in some coochie as much as the next man (unless of course he’s gay), but this is a bit much. What kinda pervert would I been with a vagina couch in the living room? Not to mention, I’ve had nightmares about drowning in an enormous vagina but that’s another story. Then, the urge to masturbate in a p*ssy couch would be overwhelming, hell, I can imagine how many nut stains that couch already has…yeah, that’s just disgusting. Whoever made this couch is a sick bastard and I hope you get some sex soon dude. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to see what else I can find on Craigslist (*wink*).

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7 Responses to “The Softest Couch On Earth”

  1. Necole Bitchie

    i’ve seen it damn all..

    thanks for the love the other day by the way

  2. Randy Exclusive

    Yes, seen everything now. And yes, Necole, I love your blog.

  3. JayKydd

    LMAO! No other words man…

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  6. Shima

    Dude, that is disturbing..

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