So my homie Eric is addicted to Craigslist, the dude spends all day just surfing through ads for no good damn reason. If you’re not familiar with Craigslist, it’s a network of online communities with different classified ads from across the world. Anything you’re looking for you can find it on Craigslist. You need a new car, it’s on Craigslist. Need that new Macbook, it’s on Craigslist. Need some sex, it’s on Craigslist. Need FREE sex, hell, that’s on Craigslist too!

Anyways, E was browsing through the site the other day and he ran across this dude that has a couch for sale, but it’s not just any couch, it’s a p*ssy couch. Yeah, some kid with too much time on his hands made a couch in the shape of some “wet wet.”

I mean, I love getting in some coochie as much as the next man (unless of course he’s gay), but this is a bit much. What kinda pervert would I been with a vagina couch in the living room? Not to mention, I’ve had nightmares about drowning in an enormous vagina but that’s another story. Then, the urge to masturbate in a p*ssy couch would be overwhelming, hell, I can imagine how many nut stains that couch already has…yeah, that’s just disgusting. Whoever made this couch is a sick bastard and I hope you get some sex soon dude. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to see what else I can find on Craigslist (*wink*).