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It’s been awhile since I’ve done a Lauren London post on The Block and that’s been because I’ve really been trying to get over my celebrity crush. This whole infatuation with LL started out as a joke, but the more and more I started to blog about her, the more people started to take me seriously and the more I started to fall in love with that dimple. But ever since that Lil Weasel engagement rumor, my heart just couldn’t take anymore and I decided then to move on.

Now, I’m looking for a new celebrity crush to fantasize about in the ’08 and I’ve been putting together a list of celebrity women that can possibly be my New-New in this new year. Since Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, I think it’s the perfect time to debut my Top 10 Replacement Girls list. Now, before I start this list, let me inform you all that the women on my WB’s Hot 10 will not be on seen here, because those girls are in a league of their own and I prefer my celebrity crush to be just as fine but less coveted, just so I can have a crush all to myself. Personally, I think Rihanna’s the baddest chick in the game right now but my dude Sickamore has a bigger crush on Rihanna, than I have on New-New, so I’ll leave her be. But here are the 10 Women that have made it into my Top 10 Celebrity Crushes for 2008 (after the jump).

Amanda Diva

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I love Amanda Diva, she has that b-girl thing down packed and that shit is super sexy. The fact that she’s the only chick in the game that can spit and has sex appeal might play a small role in her placement on this list, but mostly I just think she’s fine as hell. Maybe one day she’ll be my Supa-Woman and together we’ll make supa babies. Lawd have mercy. She just dropped a new album called Life Experience and I told her publicist I’d tell you all to go cop it, so go cop it.

Alexyss Tylor

I know ya’ll probably don’t feel me on this one but Alexyss Tylor is always talking about Vagina Power and that shit turns me the hell on. She might be older but I bet shawty has dat good and the way she sucks a lollipop…OMG!!!

Necole Bitchie

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Now, Necole isn’t a celebrity in the traditional sense, but on the internet she has star power and her blog is one of my favs. I stumbled across NecoleBitchie.com about a month ago and I’ve been on it everyday since. That’s not because she’s freaking hot, but it does factor into my obsession in her blog somehow. I just can’t get enough of her. (Necole, what up, baby!).

Keri Hilson

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Keri Hilson has been on my radar for quite some time. This singer/writer has some killer legs and from head to toe she’s just fine as all outdoors. She’s gonna blow on the R&B tip pretty soon, so I’ll enjoy her now before the rest of you bastards start sweating her.

Kiya Roberts

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I watch that show Hell Date on BET a lot and that one light skin chick with the huge rack really does it for me every time. Her name’s Kiya, which is the same name as my ex-girl but I can look passed that because she has a nice rack (but I think I already said that). Yeah, that’s pretty much it. Oh, and she’s an AKA and I love them opportunistic hoes promiscuous girls.

Lauren Conrad

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This is the part where all the black girls get mad because I’m sweating a white girl (no, Young Jeezy), but I don’t give no fux. Lauren from those MTV shows is a bad white girl. And I’d wife her up any day and say the hell with you crazy black women (“You know I just said that to get you mad,” (c) Mase).

Run’s Daughters

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I’m grouping Run’s daughters together because I think both of them are fine and I’d take either, or. The older one is hotter but I’d settle for the younger one too. Doesn’t really matter, Run’s daughters can get it.

Laurie Ann Gibson

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Yeah, yeah, so what she can’t sing for shit. I’ve been feeling Ms. Boom Kack long before she was making horrid music video. She can teach me the elements of the BOOM-KACK any night.

KD Aubert

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I haven’t seen KD in many movies, (I can look passed Soul Plane) but the times I did see her…drop dead gorgeous. Damn, damn, DAMN! I heard she’s trying to sing but she really sucks at it, but I could careless about the talent. Just look at her…

Kerry Washington

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And last but certainly not least, the lovely Kerry Washington. I saw her in I Think I Love My Wife and She Hate Me, and I think I masturbated immediately after watching both movies. Kerry was so sexy in both films, she made me wanna slap my momma. She’s not as thick as what I go for and she usually goes for old white dudes, but damn that, she look guud.

That’s it folks. One of these women will be my new celebrity crush (sorry, New-New).

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12 Responses to “Will One of Ya’ll Be My Valentine’s?”

  1. Valentine » Blog Archive » Will One of Ya’ll Be My Valentine’s?

    [...] Writerâs Block Media wrote an interesting post today on Will One of Yaâll Be My Valentineâs?Here’s a quick excerptWill One of Ya’ll Be My Valentine’s? It’s been awhile since I’ve done a Lauren London post on The Block and that’s been because I’ve really been trying to get over my celebrity crush. This whole infatuation with LL started out as a joke, but the more and more I started to blog about her, the more people started to take me seriously and the more I started to fall in love with that dimple. But ever since that Lil Weasel engagement rumor, my heart just couldn’t take anymore and I decided then [...]

  2. Dan Johns

    I ain’t mad at that list, fam.

  3. Young E

    Dog, u stole most of those girls from me. I put you on to at least half of ‘em, but I guess we’re even since I get all my music and myspace songs from you.

  4. Randy Exclusive

    Boy, go head, boy! You didn’t put me on these chicks! Quit trying to be like me.

  5. 1980

    Good thing you left Cassie off that list because she’s all mine!!

  6. Randy Exclusive

    Yep, Cassie’s too well known and coveted. She’s all yours.

  7. Nika

    I don’t even know what to say so I won’t… you’re crazy though-love ya

  8. Danny!

    No Janelle Monae? Good. That means she’s my Valentine then, right? Right?

  9. O.K.

    I thought I was the only one watchin Hell Date just to see if Keya was on there! Shorty is a shit! And Runs daughters. I agree the older one looks better but its something about that younger one that blows my whistle

  10. Necole Bitchie

    Happy Valentine’s Day Randy!

  11. RIZZ

    i’d say run with either kd or necole

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    [...] told ya’ll Keri Hilson was gonna be a problem. And she’s steadily moving into my Top 10 [...]

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