Word on the street net is Lil Wayne has signed on to endorse Stay Strapped Condoms. (Read story here). Yep, the same condoms that I shouted out a few weeks ago, but now I’ve reneged on my endorsement after using one for the first time and having that shit break on me in mid-stroke. To be honest, I used one, it broke and then I decided to give it another chance and those shit were hella dry, as if the condoms were lubricated with super glue or something (and that’s not what’s up).

I mean, I love black people with an entrepreneur spirit and J. Prince is definitely a businessman but I shoulda known better to use a jimmy hat from a guy that runs Rap-A-Lot (I’m just saying). I’m just gonna stick with the gold medals and keep it moving.

For all you Weezy stans that’ll pretty much follow up anything dude says, don’t even do it. Use a Stay Strapped if you wanna…nuccas will be having all kinds of hoes promiscuous girls pregnant, fuxing burn marks on your d*ck, hell you’re fuxing d*ck might just fall off (no homo to that whole sentence).

On another note, I wouldn’t be caught dead with a condom on my joint that’s endorsed by Lil Weasel Weezy and it has nothing to do with him sippin lean outta that cup and popping e-pills all day. I’ve been a Trojan Man all my life without any problems (i.e. unplanned pregnancies and STDs), why press my luck following up some rappers? Numbers don’t lie and Trojans are the best. I’m good.