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August 31st, 2008

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Dear Lauren,

I don’t know if you’ve ever read my blog. But if you search your name on The Block, you’ll find at least 25-30 posts about you (hell, maybe more). I’m not a stalker, although that is kinda stalkerish. It’s just that…I’m your #1 Fan. All these other nuccas, they just started checking for you. But me…you had me since ATL. I don’t know what it is. Your beauty skin, your sultry eyes, your dimples, or maybe it’s your girl next door image. Whatever it is, you got me open like Steve Urkel to Laura Winslow. I know that’s not the best comparison, but if I had the chance, I could be your Stephon. Ok, I’m just babbling now, but you have that effect on me. Look, Lauren. I know you’re in Atlanta for Ludacris weekend. And I’m going to try to find you tonight. Hopefully I’ll get the chance to meet you and not get snatched up by security. I mean, everyone on the internets already know how I feel. But there’s something I’ve been dying to tell you:

*Cue the Lionel Richie*

I’ve been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I’ve kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
HELLO, is it me you’re looking for? I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You’re all I’ve ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
‘Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much… I love you …

I pray that I see you tonight, Lauren.

Sincerely,

Your #1 Fan – R.E.

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12 Responses to “Dear Lauren”

  1. JK

    She looks good. *Cue corny joke mentioning a visit to London*

  2. Iz'e

    i need you to go outside and die….after you meet her :-/ (and you called me a groupie)

  3. Dan Johns

    it’s the dimple fam. its always the dimple.

  4. Randy Exclusive

    Yeah, must be the dimple.

  5. Steelz

    Well it could be them Black Tights…lol

  6. Lasandra

    Don’t EVER talk about me ever again. YOU have issues!

  7. Wes Fif

    Lol nigga u need help! But Im with you 2000%. I got a indecent proposal on deck for when i meet this woman. Lol

  8. CathrynMarie

    lol – too much

  9. Pt ONassis

    Yeah boy, i’m wit ya homie

  10. Marcus LANGFORD

    man, you don’t remember her from the ol’ pharrel williams video back in 2003; she was in the video “frontin’”; gotta google that up and you will see her.

  11. Randy Exclusive

    Nah, homie. Of course I know about “frontin”. Wasn’t checking for her then.

  12. ChuckT

    she definitely grew up since frontin. she looked good then but this is a whole notha level

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