Since King is gone, I decided to turn to Maxim. It’s not as good as King because they don’t focus on the azz like King does (yall know that’s really just a black thing), but it’s cool. I’m kinda into white girls (I don’t discriminate), so from now on, I’m gonna post the new cover of Maxim from month to month…unless they go out of business. Wait. They’re not out of business now, are they? You gotta check on that kinda thing because magazines and newspapers are shutting down on the daily.

Anyways, I actually subscribed to Maxim back in October, and then I told them to bill me. But they’ve been sending the bill but I didn’t pay it until today. It’s not that I didn’t have $10 for 18 issues, I’m just too lazy to put the $10 in the mail. They actually sent 2 or 3 issues until they realized I wasn’t going to send my payment and then they were like, “fux this nucca.” But it’s paid now, so I should be good. My bad, Maxim. You know you gotta track a nucca down for your money. Even if it’s just $10.

More Jennifer Love Hewitt pics here.