My homegirl Tanika has been bugging me about doing a Classic Randomness post. She’s the type of person that sits at work reading blogs, when she really should be working, but since she asked me to, and that’s my dawg, here goes. I haven’t really been keeping up with the news or pop culture over the last couple of weeks, but I do know that Transformers 2 starts tomorrow, I will be seeing it and that’s the only thing that really matters in life (Megan Fox…I love you). But that’s not until tomorrow, so for today, here’s some Classic Randomness for you:

Dorion Is Having The Worst Week Ever

This negro right here is having the worst week ever. I know you guys probably have no idea who he is, but Dorion was a cast member on that BET show College Hill Atlanta. I usually don’t watch BET, but I actually watched that season. 1) Cause it was in Atlanta, and I like seeing the city I reside on television. 2) I thought this girl was fine as hell (even though she’s a video hoe model). That season has been over for awhile now, and the cast has been an afterthought. But yesterday, Dorion (who was kinda fruity on the show) had his email and twitter accounts hacked. And whoever hacked his accounts was posting celebrity phone numbers and addresses, and pictures of Dorion that are even gayer than the one posted above. Well Charlamagne interviewed this Dorion guy yesterday. The interview is pretty funny if anyone wants to take a listen.

Charlamagne Tha God – Interview w/ Dorion from College Hill Atlanta

Usher Is Down With Love Is For Suckers

I guess you all know by now that Usher is getting a divorce from his wife Tameka Foster. But lets be real, this is not much of a surprise to anyone. Not to be on another man’s d*ck like this [II], but this is Usher Raymond. He can find a chick way hotter than Tameka Foster. Maaaaan, I’d take Chili over Tameka any day. I mean, not to be superficial (which I am), but Tameka Foster was as good looking as the lunch lady. Now this chick right here, now that’s more like it Ursher. But I will say this, with Usher and Tameka, and Nas and Kelis getting divorced, the Love Is For Suckers movement is stronger than it’s ever been. I’m trying to tell ya’ll. Like DMX said in Belly: “BItches will f*ck your whole sh*t.” (Wait, did he say that in Belly? Or did I make that up?). Just asked Usher, that’s why his last album flopped.

No Jail Time For Chris Brown

Chris Brown was in court yesterday for beating on Rihanna. Luckily, he got off with some probation. They would have tore his light skin azz up in jail [II]. (Read more here).

No Basketball, No Football, WTF Is a Nucca To Do?

I swear, for a sports fan, the period between the end of basketball season and the beginning of football season is the worst. Baseball is on all summer, but who wants to watch baseball? Man, this ish sucks. It’s like this every year, but still. I’ve found myself turning to tennis this week. But that ain’t gone cut it. Well, the NBA Draft is on Thursday. I might have to break down my roster again this year, but we’ll see how I feel when Thursday comes.

Further Proof That SC Is Ran By Idiots

For four days, no one knew where South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was (not even his wife). I guess they finally found out that dude is hiking in the mountains (although, I wish he would permanently take a hike), but this solidifies my claim that South Carolina is run by idiots. (Read more here).

I Think I’m Getting Tired of Chicken

So, my grandfather died this week, so I was at my grandmother’s house, and you know people bring food to the deceased house. Well, I went into the kitchen last night and the only thing in there was chicken. Fried chicken, BBQ chicken, and baked chicken. No rice, no salad, no vegetables, no nothing. Just chicken. And at that point, for the first time in my life, I felt like I was sick of eating chicken. Now, that’ll probably fade away, but I really felt like I’d reached a point where I wanted no chicken. Well, I don’t eat beef or pork, so chicken, turkey and fish are the only meats I eat [II], so I don’t have too many other options. But I’ll figure this out. I might just take a chicken break for a couple days, and then I’ll be right back in Wild Wing (I love that place).

Cause I Know Ya’ll Don’t Watch The News

I know a lot of you have no idea about what’s going on in Iran. Just watch this video, so you don’t sound stupid when someone brings this topic up in conversation.

That’s It For Now…

Stay thirsty, my friends…