I was over at RR just now and I saw a post they have about King relaunching with Rosa Acosta on the cover and I almost choked on my frappuccino. I tried to find some kind of official press release or something about the relaunch, because I don’t want to get my hopes up, and have this whole thing be a hoax like the new XXL freshmen story. But if YN and Co.’s reports are true, this might be one of the happiest moments of my life.

Things just ain’t been the same since King went out of business. I actually turned to Maxim to fill the void that arose when King closed it’s doors. I was flopping through the latest issue of Maxim earlier this week, looking at all the skinny broads between their sheets, hoping to see a bigger azz or tit on the next page, thinking to myself, “why’d they have to take King! Why!” I remember when news broke that Vibe was relaunching, and I was like, “Man, fux Vibe!!! Bring back King!!!”

But it looks like my prayers have been answered (I swear I just shed a man tear). Lawd, please don’t play with my emotions like this. Please, King. Please!!! I hope this is true. I hope that the Illest Men’s Magazine Ever! is back in business. This might be the best news I’ve heard all year. 2010 is looking up already. Welcome back, King. WELCOME MUTHAF@CKIN’ BACK!

And they done came back with Rosa Acosta! Lawd have mercy…