Don’t sleep on the Bangs Honda Australia commercial. This is so wrong on so many levels, but you can’t hate on ya boy Bangs for getting to the money. I told ya’ll Bangs was the hottest new rapper out.
Previously: Bangs – “Meet Me On Facebook” (Video)
I really want a Free Lindsay t-shirt (the shirts aren’t free, Lindsay Lohan is in jail for you slow nuccas), because I just enjoy being a random black guy wearing stupid ass t-shirts like the douche bag pictured above. But by the time I order it and have it delivered, she’ll probably be out of jail. Bummer.
Order Here: Free Lindsay Lohan T-shirts
My nig Maurice posted this to the Ozone site, and I thought it was kinda funny. For you young nuccas, Joe Clair used to host BET’s Rap City back in the days when music was the greatest.
I’ll admit, I usually hate on BET for putting on wack ass award shows. Plus I never forgave them for taking Free off 106& Park, ending Rap City, and never replacing meaningful shows like Teen Summit and BET Tonight. So, all those things considered, I don’t really eff with BET. Nevertheless, I still tuned in last night to watch the BET Awards, thinking I’d be able to get a few laughs in, but that was probably the best BET Awards show I’ve since in years. Couple that with HBO Sunday Night, and the Boondocks, not counting the Super Bowl or anything like that, and last night was the Best Sunday TV Night…EVER!! Take that from a guy that watches HBO on Sundays religiously. And if you missed everything that happened last night, I’ll give you a quick recap and 10 reasons why last night was The Best Sunday Night TV Night Ever…
“You give me a feeling that I’ve never felt before,” – Alicia Keys “Unthinkable (I’m Ready)”…WritersBlockMedia.net’s Hot 10…#1…Alicia Keys.
Alicia Keys
Birthday: January 25, 1981 (age 29)
Hometown: New York, New York
What She Do?: Singer/Songwriter/Musician/Actress
Being that Alicia Keys is now engaged to Swizz Beatz and pregnant with his baby, and since I exclude married women from my lustful hotties lists, this will be the last time you’ll see A. Keys on a Block Hot list. But since this is will be her final go, I have no choice but to put Alicia Cook at the Top of my Hot 10. Out of all the women that were left off Maxim’s Hot 100, and that weren’t a part of my Hot 10 in 2007, Alicia effing Keys is the finest of them all. To me, Alicia has always been slept on, and I think that’s because those braids she used to rock weren’t the hot ish, but ever since she got rid of those, she’s been Top 5 dead or alive in my book.
I don’t know about the rest of ya’ll nuccas, but every time I witness a A. Keys performance I stand at attention while waiting for her to get up from her piano, in hopes of maybe getting a glimpse of her backside. And hitting Keys on a piano has always been a fantasy of mine, but now that Swizz Beatz went and put a ring on her finger, I guess that’ll never happen (man, eff that nucca…#hating).
Anyone that knows me and follows The Block shouldn’t be surprised with this pick at all. Alicia Keys is the prototype for the kind of women that I go for over here. Pretty, light skin, thick, long hair…yeah, pretty much all the shallow social stereotypes that people place on ethnic women are the standards that The Block’s Hot 10 are made of. Sue me.
I know Alicia Keys is Swizz’s soon to be wife, but she’s also the creme de la creme on WBM.net’s 2010 Hot 10. Gentlemen and ladies, WritersBlockMedia.net’s Hot 10, #1…Alicia Keys.
Killin’ these hoes promiscuous girls since ’92… WritersBlockMedia.net’s Hot 10…#2…Stacey Dash.
Stacey Dash
Birthday: January 20, 1966 (age 44)
Hometown: The Bronx, New York
What She Do?: Actress
What can I say about Stacey Dash that hasn’t already been seen? She’s been killin’ it since Mo’ Money and Clueless days. Not killing it in the sense of she’s a good actress, but there haven’t been many finer women than Stacey Dash to grace the silver and small screens. Even at 44, she’s looking better than women half her age, and she’s in the running with Halle Berry for the finest MILF “of all-time!!” (Kanye). She’s been married about three times, recently divorced, running around with Jamie Foxx and she gives it up on the first date, but there ain’t a man on Earth that wouldn’t look passed all that. Gentlemen and ladies, WritersBlockMedia.net’s Hot 10, #2…Stacey Dash.
I think I love my wife?… WritersBlockMedia.net’s Hot 10…#3…Kerry Washington.
Kerry Washington
Birthday: January 31, 1977 (age 33)
Hometown: New York, NY
What She Do?: Actress
I’ll be honest, I know Kerry Washington isn’t drop dead gorgeous, and unless you’ve seen She Hate Me and I Think I Love My Wife, you probably don’t feel me on this one. But I’m not afraid to stand alone right now. See, Kerry Washington is the prime example of a women having sex appeal without having big tits and a donk (although, we do appreciate big tits and donk). I didn’t really start checking for Kerry until I saw She Hate Me, and that was pretty much Spike Lee’s attempt at soft core porn. That’s the movie where the dude impregnated like 20 women for cash, and Kerry Washington played the character that was pimping that nucca. But there’s that one scene when Kerry and her girlfriend (yeah, girlfriend) were getting it on in the kitchen…and that other scene when she let the dude hit it…man…
And then she had Chris Rock so fuxed up in I Think I Love My Wife, I was pissed off like a muthaf@cka when he didn’t put that down in the end when she was laid out on the bed ready to give that nucca the ass. If that was me, I wouldn’t been all up in that thing, but I digress.
I really think she’s underrated, and her lips alone are some of the sexiest in the business. So I don’t care what ya’ll say, gentlemen and ladies, WritersBlockMedia.net’s Hot 10, #3…Kerry Washington.
Miss Keri, babyyyyyyyy…WritersBlockMedia.net’s Hot 10…#4…Keri Hilson.
Keri Hilson
Birthday: December 5, 1982 (age 27)
Hometown: Decatur, GA
What She Do?: Singer/Songwriter
A couple years back, when I was looking for a Valentine, Keri Hilson was on my list of potential dates, but that never really worked out. She’s still as sexy now as she was back then, and KH ain’t like these hoes promiscuous girls out here. You never see her taking raunchy photos. In fact, she was in King Magazine a few years ago, and she barely showed any skin, unlike a chick like Trina, who has no problem letting that ass hang out. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I do appreciate the back shots, but you have to applaud Keri Hilson for carrying herself like a lady. Now, I bet she’s probably a freak in the bed. But that’s neither here, nor there. But Miss Keri, baby is fine as hell. Gentlemen and ladies, WritersBlockMedia.net’s Hot 10, #4…Keri Hilson.
“Nicki, don’t stop, you the bestest,”…WritersBlockMedia.net’s Hot 10…#5…Nicki Minaj.
Nicki Minaj
Hometown: Jamaican Queens, New York
What She Do?: Rapper/Singer
I’ll be real, this list is kinda dragging along, and that’s just because I’m too lazy to blog on the weekends, so I promise to wrap this joint up this week. Anyways, my #5 hottest chick on the scene is the sexy ass Nicki Lewinski. They say she got a boobs job and her ass is fake, oh, and most people can’t stand that high pitched rapping voice, yada, yada, yada. To be quite frank, I don’t really give a fux about none of that. Fake or not, the girl looks good to me, and that’s all the really matters around here. Actually, the picture above pretty much says it all. And I don’t think I can possibly write anything that any straight man (or bi female) hasn’t already thought about Nicki, so I’m just gonna stop and let her pictures do the talking. Gentlemen and ladies, WritersBlockMedia.net’s Hot 10, #5…Nicki Minaj.
Two is better than one…WritersBlockMedia.net’s Hot 10…#6…Angela & Vanessa Simmons.
Angela Simmons
Birthday: September 18, 1987 (age 22)
Vanessa Simmons
Birthday: August 5, 1983 (age 26)
Hometown: New York, New York
What They Do?: Rev Run’s Daughters/Founders of Pastry Footwear/Reality TV Stars
I’ll be real, neither Vanessa nor Angela are hottest enough to be on the WBM.net Hot 10 on their own, but together, I had to put them at #6. One of my fantasies is having a menois a toi with these two ladies. There’s just something about the thought of hitting Rev Run’s daughters at the same time that’s the hottest ish ever to me. I mean, how hip-hop is that!! Not to disrespect the great Rev Run, but I turn into Run’s House whenever possible, and it’s not to hear Rev Run’s Words of Wisdom. I even watched the spin off, Daddy’s Little Girls, for the same reason…frankly, I think these chicks are hot. I mean, Vanessa is prettier than Angela, but Angela is a little thicker, so I’ve never really been able to pick which one I’d rather beat, so I’ve always just pictured them together.
My homegirl is Diggy Simmons publicist, and she hit up about interviewing Diggy. I told him to get Diggy to hook me up with either one of his sisters, and it would be a deal. But that was before people figured out Diggy could actually rap, and now since he’s the coolest kid rapper since Lil Bow Wow, I don’t think I’ll be able to get at them that way. Anyways, I’d give Run’s little girls the business any day of the week, and twice on Saturday. Gentlemen and ladies, WritersBlockMedia.net’s Hot 10, #6…Angela & Vanessa Simmons.
