Saw this over at the Fly Guy Chronicles earlier. For the last few years, I’ve been a friends with benefits kinda guy myself.

Funny!

Sometimes I just sit and think. Not about anything in particular. Just random thoughts. I might think about what I wanna blog about. Sometimes I can’t think of anything worth posting. So, I end up just sitting here…thinking. About life, friends, family, religion, love, my career, writing, blogging, health, the economy, the past, present and future. And I just sit here. Thinking…

Those dudes over at Its The Real are hilarious.

Shawty Lo’s label sent out a press photo of him posing like an old Young-Dro-lookin’-azz-nucca. Not to ride on the man, especially after he allegedly got his azz whipped, but this pic was hella funny to me and I couldn’t resist posting it. Feel free to “get him” if ya’ll want.

My homeboy sent this South Park clip to my phone. I’ve seen it before but I’m just posting it for the Thursday afternoon fux of it. Nas’ Nigger Untitled album is in stores now.

I ripped this pic of Keri Hilson and Russell’s nieces from Xilla’s blog. I got a thing for Run’s daughters (and of course Keri Hilson, too) and they’re prime candidates to replace Lauren London as the apple(s) of my eye. Truth be told, I don’t know which sister I’d go with. I think the older sister is cuter (notice I don’t really know their names like that…so, we’re just gonna identify them by younger and older sister), but the younger sister is a bit thicker. And since I’m from the dirty, dirty, ya’ll know we love them gals that eat cornbeard with their mac ‘n cheese. But I really can’t pick between the two. It’d probably be easier to have them both like Flav had Thing 1 and Thing 2, and since all of this is just wishful thinking, when I watch Run’s House, I’ll just lust after both of them (brilliant!). And now…on to the rest Classic Randomness for the day.

Just Call Me DJ R.E.

Gotty over at TSS dropped a post called “Blog Are The DJs 2.0.” He basically broke down the importance of blogs, in regards to how people come to sites like The Block to get new music nowadays. It’s a good read and the damn truth, if I do say so myself.

For those who say Kanye doesn’t write his own blogs.

For those not in the know, Kanye West has his own blog. I mean, it’s not as hot as The Block but the dude does his thing. So, yesterday someone wrote a blog about how some celebrities with blogs may not be updating their sites themselves, but they might have “Ghost bloggers.” (Actually, I’m not really sure because I didn’t read it myself…but I think that’s pretty much the gist of it). Kanye’s name came up, and in true Kanye West fashion, he jumped online to prove he in fact does update his own shit. Dude is a riot. You gotta love the internet. Oh, and Kanye West tweets, too.

Speaking of Twitter

I’ve only been on there for a week or so, but people are fuxing with my tweets (no homo). My new tweeps homie JK put me on his Hip Hop Tweeps to follow list (that’s “Twitter peeps” for you slow nuccas) over at Elitish.com. First I’m listed on 5 Bloggers Who Can Get It and now this…oh, I think they like me.

Yo, ATL people are crazy

These nuccas stay bucking at police officers like they’re playing Duck Hunt or something. (Read Story Here). Man, where the fux did I move to.

Shawty’s been bugging me about watching this video…

But she’s corny like that.

T.I.’s Paper Trail album cover

Dope.

All my Carolina peeps

Everyone needs this t-shirt. I got mines…I’ll see if I can get ya’ll one.

Aight ya’ll, I’m out. And from now on this is The Block’s theme song.

Shouts to Lasandra for tell me to go with it.

Nigga that’s you!

This pic popped up on the web recently. People are saying Rick Ross used to be a correctional officer before his rap career popped off and this is allegedly a picture of him in action back in the day. I’ve been hearing that Ross used to be a CO. I ain’t really care…shit, his songs are jammin’. But dude is saying this pic is fake.

My life is 100% real. These online hackers putting a picture of my face when I was a teenager in high school on other peoples’ body. If this s**t was real don’t you think they would have more specifics, like dates and everything?” (Read story here)

I don’t know, Boss. Sounds to me like he needs more people. But even if the picture is a fake, this is some funny shit. Check the video below to see Rick Ross’ reaction.

Swagger jacked from Necole Bitchie

I hate Mondays for the simple fact that after a relaxing weekend, I hate having to get dressed and go to work. I’ve always hated Mondays, even as a kid. I hated going back to school on Monday too. Monday is probably the most hated day of the week. After Monday, it’s all to the good. But fux a Monday. I’m gonna make this Classic Randomness kinda short cause I gotta get ready for the j-o-b.

Sickamore Got arrested for riding a bike on a NYC sideway

How you gonna pull a nucca over for riding a bike? Man, criminals are running wild across the country and cops got time to pull over the dude on a bike! That’s crazy. Where are you supposed to ride your bike at? I guess since so many people walk on sidewalks in NYC that you’re supposed to ride your bike on the street. But the way New Yorkers drive, I’d take my chances riding on the sidewalk too.

Just don’t eat it

I got this homegirl, and she’s not supposed to eat seafood. But she does it anyways. She said that seafood is so good she can’t stop eating it. So, over the weekend she had some and her face puffed up like Will Smith in Hitch, so she was wearing shades all day. But she still says eating the seafood was worth it. SMH. Niggas…

Let’s play a game

Can you guess what this hoe’s promiscuous girl’s shirt says?

That’s a damn shame.

Hot sauce is the best condiment ever.

Hot sauce is a considered a condiment, isn’t it? Anyways, I cooked some chicken pasta last night and it came out bland. I poured some hot sauce all over it and that shit came out like it was straight from Olive Garden. Hot sauce works miracles every time. They should try putting hot sauce on cancer, I bet hot sauce could cure cancer. Someone needs to look into that.

Watermelon will get you right

I read this story the other day that said eating watermelon will have a Viagra like effect on you. (Read story here). I don’t need Viagra just yet, but when I start getting older, I’ma tear some watermelon up. Viagra scares the shit outta me. Did ya’ll see, I Think I Love My Wife. That nucca Chris Rock took Viagra and ended up in the hospital wit’ a needle in his d*ck. I know it’s just a movie but I’m sayin’. Fux that.

Aight, that’s it for right now. Gotta hit the j-o. I’ll have more Classic Randomness for you all later. I love you all like Kanye loves hockey.