I’m flashing back to 2002, back when Ross was rocking a jersey that damn near cut off his circulation in Trina’s video. This has nothing to do with him lying about being a CO, but I’m just posting this for the fux of it. Peep him around the 2:20.

Related: Onsmash has some new Rick Ross freestyles here, but I can’t take this guy serious anymore.

He’s done.

Yep, that picture and story that hit the net last week about Rick Ross being a correctional officer back in the day has come to the light. (Read story here).

I’m not even gonna speak on this. Get Williams Roberts outta here. I’m done.

Nigga that’s you!

This pic popped up on the web recently. People are saying Rick Ross used to be a correctional officer before his rap career popped off and this is allegedly a picture of him in action back in the day. I’ve been hearing that Ross used to be a CO. I ain’t really care…shit, his songs are jammin’. But dude is saying this pic is fake.

My life is 100% real. These online hackers putting a picture of my face when I was a teenager in high school on other peoples’ body. If this s**t was real don’t you think they would have more specifics, like dates and everything?” (Read story here)

I don’t know, Boss. Sounds to me like he needs more people. But even if the picture is a fake, this is some funny shit. Check the video below to see Rick Ross’ reaction.

Swagger jacked from Necole Bitchie

Apparently, some company’s been running an ad campaign, promoting to international gay travelers in London, with a poster saying, “South Carolina is so gay.” (Read story here). Yo, WTF is this!!! South Carolina is a lot of things—last in education, suck azz economy, shitty job market, racist even—but not gay. Atlanta is waaaaay gayer than South Carolina, (it is, I’m just sayin’).

Not only are they promoting gayness, they’re still pumping the Civil War and plantations like that shit was cool. Where I’m from on James Island, there are a lot neighborhoods that are still called Stiles Point Plantation or Wappoo Hall Plantation and Seaside Plantation. When I was younger, I didn’t pay much attention to that, but as I got older, seeing neighborhoods carrying the name “plantation” made me realize that I needed to get the fux outta SC as soon as I could (which is what I did). I really could go on and elaborate on this whole thing in an educated fashion but I’m not. I have things I gotta do (but Charlamagne might though). I just had to stand up for the state that birthed me, cause this is some bullshit! Not to be homophobic or anything, but take that gay shit somewhere else.

It’s still South Cack, all day.

Spotted @ Dallas Penn

I wasn’t gonna get into this Young Buck and 50 Cent taped phone conversation shit because it’s too WWE for me. But I decided to post this video that has the entire 16 minute conversation between Buck and Curtis, so if you don’t have anything else to do with your life and you wanna know what’s been going on, take a listen. When the first audio clip leaked, Buck said the conversation was a year old, but listening to the entire conversation, I think Buck’s calculations are a bit off. But hey, I’m not gonna judge the man. Taxes are a bitch. That shit do get a nigga confused.

Shouts out to Miss Info. for the breaking this story. And here’s Buck’s response to the conversation:

Young Buck - The Taped Conversation

Somewhat Related Bonus Track: Young Buck - My Whole Life

You know what this nucca Buck remind me of:

Art imitates life. Or is it life imitates art. Hell, ya’ll know what I mean.

Word on the street is R. Kelly was acquitted on all counts of child pornography in his trial today. (Read story here). I really thought they were about to put Kells under the jail or at least in the same cell as Mike Vick, but once again, what do I know?

I saw the tape once, along time ago, and if you ask me…that was that nucca, dawg. I mean, if they ain’t gonna lock him up for pissing on that lil’ girl, at least they could throw him in the pen for a couple of months, just for dying his hair like Sisqo, (but I guess that would be a whole nother trial).

Well, I guess if the law says it wasn’t him, it was him (riiiiiiiiiiiiiight). But this Dave Chapelle video is still funny as hell.