Michael Jackson’s death pretty much took Mark Sanford’s sucker for love azz out of the news for a few days. But no, no, no, Mark Sanford. We did not forget about you and your mistress. More news came out about this story, where Sanford said something like his Argentina jumpoff is his “soulmate” and that he has “crossed the line” with other woman (big pimpin’, Mark, big pimpin’). This guy Mark Sanford is pulling a Plaxico Burress right now. Please get him out of office. Doesn’t he know we’re trying to break SC rappers, and Jason Geter is paying attention. He’s making South Carolina look bad. (Read the story here). Love is for suckers, Mark. Love is for suckers.

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If someone had told me when I first heard “Crank Dat Roy” that one day these guys would be signed to Grand Hustle, I would have been like, “yeah fuxing right. And one day Lauren London is gonna carry Lil Wayne’s baby.” But as it turns out, this South Carolina group State House is the newest group signed to the house that T.I. and Jason Geter built (and Lil Wayne really did impregnant Lauren London). As the story goes, Grand Hustle CEO Jason Geter saw State House perform “Crank Dat Roy” at a show, the crowd went crazy, and started doing the dance. Pretty much after that, Jason Geter decided he wanted to add State House to the Grand Hustle roster. And as of a week or so ago, he did.

Here’s a tweet straight from Jason Geter’s Twitter page in case you all think I’m making this up:

Really, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried. Geter also went on to tweet a couple more thoughts about the Carolinas that maybe interesting to my Carolina readers:

First thing, someone might need to teach Jason Geter how to @tweet people on Twitter when he’s talking to people like Heisc and B-Lord. But just to summorize. Grand Hustle is aiming to make State House like the St. Lunatics, Ru and State House better blow or the Carolinas are fuxed, the world looks at South Carolina and North Carolina as one, Petey Pablo kinda fuxed it up for the Carolinas already (Little Brother is cool but that ain’t commercial enough), so nuccas are scared of the market, but Jason Geter is still going to invest in the market, but only if nuccas come together like Atlanta and Florida and make sh!t happen. Ok, yall got all that?

But anyways, congratulations to State House. Good luck on your situation with Grand Hustle. Hope you all represent for the Carolinas, if not, according to Jason Geter, we’re all doomed. But no pressure. SC, all day.

“Crank Dat Roy” ya’ll:

My big bro DJ Frosty sent me over some video footage from the party with Trey Songz we threw a few weeks back. I’m hella late with this video, but fux it. Trey Songz put on a good show that night, and he wasn’t even supposed to really perform. Well, technically he didn’t really perform. It was more like a mini show/hosting job, but it was a cool show, nonetheless.

Charlamagne Tha God’s birthday party is at Club Ice in Columbia, SC this Friday. It’s gonna be the biggest movie ever.

And in another news, I had Subway for lunch.

My favorite Michael Jackson video ever. Rest in peace, MJ.

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You all already heard the news. RIP to the King of Pop.

First Lil Ru debuted his “Nasty Song” video on WorldStarHipHop. Then those “Crank Dat Elroy” boys got signed to Grand Hustle Records (yeah, these nuccas). Plus, another rapper from SC with a major single just got an offer from another ATL label you might know (but that’s not official, so I won’t put the names out there just yet). But even with all that, the best news coming out of South Carolina has to be that yesterday, SC Gov. Mark Sanford admitted to having an affair with a woman from Argentina and that ish is all over the news. Like I said, SOUTH CAROLINA IS HAVING THE BEST WEEK EVER!

If you recall, last week the news reported that no one knew of Mark Sanford’s whereabouts, not even his wife, and then a story came out about Gov. Sanford was hiking in the Appalachian Mountains. But turns out that story was all bullsh!t, and this nucca was somewhere with his Argentina jumpoff. As a man that has an appreciation for women of foreign cultures (my new nickname International Rope, don’t forget that), I ain’t mad at Mark Sanford one bit for lying to everyone about his whereabouts (that’s what players do to cover the tracks). But I am mad this dude was p*ssy whipped (c’mon Mark, never fall in love with the side piece, man. That ain’t pimpin’, pimpin’).

Maaaaaan, the media got a hold of emails that Mark Sanford was sending to Maria (that’s the Argentinean jumpoff’s name), and this nucca was so sprung. Hold up, let me take an exurb from one of the emails:

“I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light — but hey, that would be going into sexual details …”

Yo, Mark Sanford was going in! Or as the new slang goes, he was going ham! Like I said, you can’t be mad at Sanford. He was just trying to get from Argentinean booty. Ain’t like he was killing dogs or anything. I don’t care what nobody says about you, Mark. You’re alright with me. I mean, I don’t want you in office anymore, and hopefully this will be your downfall (which began when you took that L to my LB and his homegirl), but hey, you a player, dawg. You did lose your balance over this chick, but you a player nonetheless.

Hit the links below to read the news stories on this. You gotta see the emails. Mark Sanford…you dirty dawg, you. South Carolina, we’re making headlines, ya’ll.

CNN.com: Sanford e-mail to mistress

TheState.com: Sanford admits to affair

TheState.com: Emails detail intimate affair

The long awaited mixtape from Wale and 9th Wonder. Bun B, Freeway, Beanie Sigel, Joe Budden, J. Cole, Curren$y, and a gang of other people are on here (hence the title). Sound be a good one. Enjoy.

Mixtape Download: Wale & 9th Wonder - Back To The Feature

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