Top of the morning to ya. I hope everyone had a great weekend, and that you’re ready for another week here at your favorite blogger’s favorite blog (cliche line, I know). A lot of people hit me up, complaining about my lack of Classic Randomness posts, but my life has been rather hectic of late, and I just haven’t had the time to compile such blogs. But due to the numerous events that took place this weekend, I’m inspired to recap this past weekend in a Classic Randomness: Morning Morning Quarterback style. For those not in the know, the term Morning Quarterback by definition means: a person who, after the event, offers advice or criticism concerning decisions made by others; one who second-guesses. And since the NFL football season kicked off the weekend and I’m a huge football fan (shouts out to Drew Brees, who’s my fantasy quarterback in my Ham Squad league with Playboy Tre, B. Rich and them), I think this is appropriate. Anyways, I’m going to go day by day to recap what was probably the best weekend ever.

Friday

Michael Jordan’s (Me, Me, Me) Basketball Hall of Fame Induction

Friday night started off with the Basketball Hame of Fame inductions of Michael Jordan, as well as NBA greats John Stockton, David Robinson, Jerry Sloan and some other guys but I’m not sure who he was. But since Michael Jordan is probably the greatest basketball player to ever lace up a pair of Nikes, you know the whole thing was basically about him. And if you didn’t know that night was about Michael Jordan, despite the tears, he reminded everyone who’s night it was during his speech. I’m going to paraphrase Jordan’s speech in nucca terms, and the speech kinda sorta went like this:

“Straight up. Ya’ll nuccas can’t fux with me. Ya’ll couldn’t fux with me in high school, college, and ya’ll damn sure couldn’t fux with me when I was in the NBA. Who’s better than Michael Jordan? Nobody. That’s right. I’m that nucca. Six championships. I did that. Nobody else. Oh, well, Scottie Pippen, that nucca held me down too. But other than that, it was me, nucca. Not the Bulls organization…me, nucca. Nobody can stop me. And don’t get it twisted, if I wanted to, I can get on the court right now and drop 40 on ya’ll nuccas. Oh, no, don’t laugh. I ain’t playing. But where was I? Oh, yeah, I’d like to thank myself for being so great. That Pat Riley for recognizing my greatness when I used to bet his teams. And thank Byron Russell for thinking he could guard, but that nucca couldn’t guard me…check the highlights. I lite his ass up (no homo). And as for the next Michael Jordan. AIN’T NO NEXT MICHAEL JORDAN, MUTHAF@CKAS! Thank you. Goodnight”

I mean, he didn’t really say it like that, but that’s how I heard it. The actual speech is below if you want to see it.

Jay-Z – Answer The Call Concert

Hov’s Answer The Call concert was later on Friday night, and I already linked the video footage to The Block here. You might want to go ahead and watch that because that show was dope as hell. Although if you watch it now, it probably won’t be as dope. It was one of those things that you just had to be there (or watch it live online), in the moment to really take in the whole thing, but still just watch if you haven’t.

Saturday

Gamecocks lost to Georgia…what’s new

I don’t really remember anything else going on Saturday other than college football. And the only game I was really into was Georgia vs. South Carolina. It’s tough being a Carolina boy when you live in Georgia, because you always have to stick up for your homestate, thanks to a subpar sports teams and idiot politicians. So, I had a bet with my dude Jason Brown over at AtlantaUrbanMix.com, and since UGA won 41-37 on Saturday, I have to do a video blog, rocking a Georgia Bulldogs shirt and give props to the Dawgs (*sigh*). That’s gonna be tough to do, but I have that on my to do list for the week.

Sunday

Are You Ready For Some (NFL) Football!!

Like I mentioned earlier, the NFL kicked off its 2009-2010 season this week, and yesterday…I don’t know about ya’ll but all I really did was watch football. And from this point on, on Sundays, I’m watching football all day. So, don’t even bother me about sh!t else, because from now until the Super Bowl, I could careless. You gotta love football season.

The VMAs. Kanye Is An Idiot

Also last night, the MTV Video Music Awards were on, but I didn’t watch it. But I did hear about how Kanye West spazzed on Taylor Swift, so you might want to see this:

For what it’s worth, I heard Kanye was drinking Hennessy straight on the red carpet, so that might have had something to do with it. And I saw on Nah Right that he did apologize, kinda sorta, through his blog. You can read that here:

But to be real though, Beyonce’s video wasn’t even like that.

Anyways, those are the major events that took place this weekend. True Blood’s season finale was on last night too, but I missed that. And I’m sure there was some other stuff that went on that I didn’t mention, but for the most part, those events made for the best weekend ever. We’ll see what happens this week though. SMH. That nucca Kanye is crazy.

My homegirl Tanika has been bugging me about doing a Classic Randomness post. She’s the type of person that sits at work reading blogs, when she really should be working, but since she asked me to, and that’s my dawg, here goes. I haven’t really been keeping up with the news or pop culture over the last couple of weeks, but I do know that Transformers 2 starts tomorrow, I will be seeing it and that’s the only thing that really matters in life (Megan Fox…I love you). But that’s not until tomorrow, so for today, here’s some Classic Randomness for you:

Dorion Is Having The Worst Week Ever

This negro right here is having the worst week ever. I know you guys probably have no idea who he is, but Dorion was a cast member on that BET show College Hill Atlanta. I usually don’t watch BET, but I actually watched that season. 1) Cause it was in Atlanta, and I like seeing the city I reside on television. 2) I thought this girl was fine as hell (even though she’s a video hoe model). That season has been over for awhile now, and the cast has been an afterthought. But yesterday, Dorion (who was kinda fruity on the show) had his email and twitter accounts hacked. And whoever hacked his accounts was posting celebrity phone numbers and addresses, and pictures of Dorion that are even gayer than the one posted above. Well Charlamagne interviewed this Dorion guy yesterday. The interview is pretty funny if anyone wants to take a listen.

Charlamagne Tha God – Interview w/ Dorion from College Hill Atlanta

Usher Is Down With Love Is For Suckers

I guess you all know by now that Usher is getting a divorce from his wife Tameka Foster. But lets be real, this is not much of a surprise to anyone. Not to be on another man’s d*ck like this [II], but this is Usher Raymond. He can find a chick way hotter than Tameka Foster. Maaaaan, I’d take Chili over Tameka any day. I mean, not to be superficial (which I am), but Tameka Foster was as good looking as the lunch lady. Now this chick right here, now that’s more like it Ursher. But I will say this, with Usher and Tameka, and Nas and Kelis getting divorced, the Love Is For Suckers movement is stronger than it’s ever been. I’m trying to tell ya’ll. Like DMX said in Belly: “BItches will f*ck your whole sh*t.” (Wait, did he say that in Belly? Or did I make that up?). Just asked Usher, that’s why his last album flopped.

No Jail Time For Chris Brown

Chris Brown was in court yesterday for beating on Rihanna. Luckily, he got off with some probation. They would have tore his light skin azz up in jail [II]. (Read more here).

No Basketball, No Football, WTF Is a Nucca To Do?

I swear, for a sports fan, the period between the end of basketball season and the beginning of football season is the worst. Baseball is on all summer, but who wants to watch baseball? Man, this ish sucks. It’s like this every year, but still. I’ve found myself turning to tennis this week. But that ain’t gone cut it. Well, the NBA Draft is on Thursday. I might have to break down my roster again this year, but we’ll see how I feel when Thursday comes.

Further Proof That SC Is Ran By Idiots

For four days, no one knew where South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was (not even his wife). I guess they finally found out that dude is hiking in the mountains (although, I wish he would permanently take a hike), but this solidifies my claim that South Carolina is run by idiots. (Read more here).

I Think I’m Getting Tired of Chicken

So, my grandfather died this week, so I was at my grandmother’s house, and you know people bring food to the deceased house. Well, I went into the kitchen last night and the only thing in there was chicken. Fried chicken, BBQ chicken, and baked chicken. No rice, no salad, no vegetables, no nothing. Just chicken. And at that point, for the first time in my life, I felt like I was sick of eating chicken. Now, that’ll probably fade away, but I really felt like I’d reached a point where I wanted no chicken. Well, I don’t eat beef or pork, so chicken, turkey and fish are the only meats I eat [II], so I don’t have too many other options. But I’ll figure this out. I might just take a chicken break for a couple days, and then I’ll be right back in Wild Wing (I love that place).

Cause I Know Ya’ll Don’t Watch The News

I know a lot of you have no idea about what’s going on in Iran. Just watch this video, so you don’t sound stupid when someone brings this topic up in conversation.

That’s It For Now…

Stay thirsty, my friends…

I haven’t updated The Block in a couple days, I know, I needed some time off. I get burned out and frustrated sometimes, and when days like that come around, I just don’t feel like blogging. I’ve actually been thinking about bringing in someone to guest blog on The Block when I can’t update, but right now it’s just a thought, so we’ll see. Anyways, I’m back. And since I’ve been gone for a couple days, in internet time a day = a week. So, I have a lot of catching up to do, so I’ll run down some stories with some Classic Randomness.

Word On The Net: Lauren London is pregnant…and I don’t care

I know you guys have heard the Lauren London pregnancy rumors by now. I heard she got pregnant by Lil Wayne awhile ago, and since we haven’t really heard anything about LL lately, I assumed the rumors were true. They say she’s about 5-6 months pregnant, and if this is true, I’m not mad at Wayne at all. I woulda did the same thing. Ya’ll know, I used to love h.e.r., but I’ve been over Lauren London for a minute now. It’s all about Megan Fox (I love you, Megan), with a touch of Nicki Minaj and a sprinkle of Melanie Fiona. I wish Lauren the best…we kinda had a good thing, but it’s over now.

Speaking of Melanie Fiona…

She’s the newest chick on my radar. This is her music video “Give It To Me Right.”

Drake Killed Houston

You all have probably seen this by now, but Drake had a show in Houston on Saturday, and judging from the video, this show was retarded. Check the videos.

Mos Def Is Back

Mos Def “Casa Bey” video.

Lakers 118, Rockets 78

Just so ya’ll know, it’s gonna be the Lakers and Cavs in the NBA Finals. Get over it.

Album I Need In My Life

You guys probably ain’t up on Tanya Morgan, but I fuxs with them. They dropped an album yesterday called Brooklynati that I’ma cop. True hip-hop heads should probably do the same.

World’s 9 Sexiest Mothers

Dope list via Sickamore and them’s blog. I’m a MILF man myself, so I cosign this one. (View here).

Aight, ya’ll. I’m back on The Block, so I’ll have some more updates later. And just for the record, Megan Fox…I love you.

Here is some racist randomness for you. Some of ya’ll might have seen this or gotten an email about this, but last month a Barnes & Noble in Coral Gables, FL showcased a Barack Obama display, with a muthaf@ckin’ money in the middle…ain’t that some ish. The display has since been removed and Barnes & Noble has issued an apology, but still…this some bullsh!t. But when Obama was elected, I knew there would be racist acts like this from time to time. If you don’t think racism still exists in this country, you better wake the fux up. (Read more here). Anyways, on to more randomness.

McDonald’s Nuggets Aren’t THAT Good, Lady

Did ya’ll hear about the lady that called 911 three times because McDonald’s ran out of nuggets? No seriously, I don’t make this stuff up. Read more and actually hear her 911 calls here.

Did ya’ll know an asteroid almost hit the Earth?

Yep, an asteroid just missed the Earth on Monday. I mean, it’s not really that important now but someone coulda, shoulda warned a brother, just in case the asteroid did hit. It might have been Armageddon around this b!tch. (Read more here).

Diddy Stays Wildin’

Diddy is a fool.

Keyshia Cole On Chelsea Lately

I finally caught a full episode of Chelsea Lately, this girl’s show is the sh!t!

Playboy Tre Gain a Fan a Day

The homie Playboy Tre is looking to gain a fan day. Him and my dawg Maurice Garland are pushing this campaign here.

J Money, 1st Name, Last Name?

Have ya’ll heard about J Money? Apparently, he’s the best rapper from Atlanta since OJ Da Juiceman, and he’s coming to the streets in your town, soon. Read his story here.

$5 Foot Looooong!

I’m glad Subway decided to make all their foot long subs $5. They had the promotion where only select subs were $5, but my favorite sub the Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki (I always say this sub’s complete name when I order it, it’s that good) has always been regular price. So, when I order it, the Subway employee always says, “you know that sub isn’t $5, right?” And then I have to look at them like, “BITCH! I know.” But yeah, I’ve been to subway about four times in the last 2 weeks. I was gonna go last night but the Subway by my house was closed, and I swear those muthaf@ckas closed up earlier. But, I’ma probably hit up Subway for lunch today. I’m kinda feenin’ for a Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sub.

Megan Fox, Show Me Your Titties!!!

My nig Blogxilla just brought this to my attention, but there are pics of Megan Fox’s tits on the internets. Today’s gonna be a good day. (See for yourself here…Of course, these are NSFW).

And like that, I’m gone…