Michael Jackson’s death pretty much took Mark Sanford’s sucker for love azz out of the news for a few days. But no, no, no, Mark Sanford. We did not forget about you and your mistress. More news came out about this story, where Sanford said something like his Argentina jumpoff is his “soulmate” and that he has “crossed the line” with other woman (big pimpin’, Mark, big pimpin’). This guy Mark Sanford is pulling a Plaxico Burress right now. Please get him out of office. Doesn’t he know we’re trying to break SC rappers, and Jason Geter is paying attention. He’s making South Carolina look bad. (Read the story here). Love is for suckers, Mark. Love is for suckers.

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First Lil Ru debuted his “Nasty Song” video on WorldStarHipHop. Then those “Crank Dat Elroy” boys got signed to Grand Hustle Records (yeah, these nuccas). Plus, another rapper from SC with a major single just got an offer from another ATL label you might know (but that’s not official, so I won’t put the names out there just yet). But even with all that, the best news coming out of South Carolina has to be that yesterday, SC Gov. Mark Sanford admitted to having an affair with a woman from Argentina and that ish is all over the news. Like I said, SOUTH CAROLINA IS HAVING THE BEST WEEK EVER!

If you recall, last week the news reported that no one knew of Mark Sanford’s whereabouts, not even his wife, and then a story came out about Gov. Sanford was hiking in the Appalachian Mountains. But turns out that story was all bullsh!t, and this nucca was somewhere with his Argentina jumpoff. As a man that has an appreciation for women of foreign cultures (my new nickname International Rope, don’t forget that), I ain’t mad at Mark Sanford one bit for lying to everyone about his whereabouts (that’s what players do to cover the tracks). But I am mad this dude was p*ssy whipped (c’mon Mark, never fall in love with the side piece, man. That ain’t pimpin’, pimpin’).

Maaaaaan, the media got a hold of emails that Mark Sanford was sending to Maria (that’s the Argentinean jumpoff’s name), and this nucca was so sprung. Hold up, let me take an exurb from one of the emails:

“I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light — but hey, that would be going into sexual details …”

Yo, Mark Sanford was going in! Or as the new slang goes, he was going ham! Like I said, you can’t be mad at Sanford. He was just trying to get from Argentinean booty. Ain’t like he was killing dogs or anything. I don’t care what nobody says about you, Mark. You’re alright with me. I mean, I don’t want you in office anymore, and hopefully this will be your downfall (which began when you took that L to my LB and his homegirl), but hey, you a player, dawg. You did lose your balance over this chick, but you a player nonetheless.

Hit the links below to read the news stories on this. You gotta see the emails. Mark Sanford…you dirty dawg, you. South Carolina, we’re making headlines, ya’ll.

CNN.com: Sanford e-mail to mistress

TheState.com: Sanford admits to affair

TheState.com: Emails detail intimate affair

Here’s the back story, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford refused to accept $700 million in stimulus money, intended to help the economy. Students and educational officials (randomly, my line brother was involved) filed lawsuits against Gov. Sanford, demanding that he take the money. And on Thursday, the State Supreme Court rule 5-0 that Sanford must accept the $700 million. You lost Sanford, cut the check.

(Read the full story here).